You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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