Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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