xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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