i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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