dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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