Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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