Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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