he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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