super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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