thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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