isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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