there's paper in my vomit.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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