how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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