would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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