is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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