I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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