Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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