Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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