do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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