You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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