it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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