Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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