you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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