Are we in a gay sports bar?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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