He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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