nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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