super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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