Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He did a backflip because drugs
Randomize
