just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
my god I love twenty year old dicks
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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