I'm going to jail i love you
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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