dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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