I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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