i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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