Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
