i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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