i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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