so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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