Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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