Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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