u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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