As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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