There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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Party on wayne
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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