mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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