On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
kristin has been a bad kristin
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
whose ass print is on the piano?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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