She's JV to your varsity
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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