ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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