So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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