When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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