I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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