That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The feeling are messing with the penis
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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