problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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