You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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