She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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