Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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