I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
please come you make the beer taste better
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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